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why are you all evil? Where are the cool ones.
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mladen Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2004
uhoh! somebody sounds bitter!
yes he does!
love those arms, teeth, and chin, and the way you sort of fade out at the edges. is nice.
DeadAsLeaves Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2004   Traditional Artist
they do exist.
dollfaceart Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2004
I'm not evil am I? I know how you feel. I've felt the same way about guys.
ihni Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2004
Damn! I adore it! I feel exactly like that when it hits me that I should have done something for school that I have forgotten to do!
huronblakhart Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2004
well, well.....this pic seems to have stated a good discution of sorts...
I love the finshed ploished level that this piece has.
That would suggest that this pic, more than others, has something of meaning and deep emotional connection. I love the way lines flow and the apex/convergance of the points end at the mouth. A very femine icon as it gives way to outlets of ideas and 'births' new constract. would i be reading to much into it if were to say that the root of this pic stems from the old adage of 'two-faced'?
ashman Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2004
its what ever you want it to be man, my art is your art.
huronblakhart Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2004
LoL! damn you and such.....
euphoriem Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2004
My god I wish I could paint like that!

CoryMay Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004
super freaky, but very great indeed.
absenceofmotive Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004
i think i might have been lucky enough to stumble upon one of the "good ones" and i love my life for it...

its funny, sometimes, how all the "good ones" are taken, not interested, or best friends... but oh well, it happens, right? at least we know they exist
ORyHC Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004
I think it all depends on perspective - deception can be part of the mating ritual, each person has to work out what the other is really saying or intending. If you care sufficently about the other party you will have to be inventive enough to get past the deception and break into intamacy that may involve recognition of the deception by both parties and what the motives behind it were.

I know this to be some what true as I am currently in a very complex mating ritual..... which of course does my head in and makes me angry and frustrated... which obviously means I care about the other person.
sworn-knife Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2004
holy shit, i wish i had talent liek you! this is amazing
timshinn73 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2004  Professional General Artist
You do such amazing work! Always very powerful images! This is, of course, no exception! Love the face and hands!
deep Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004

this is brilliant.
good job man...
honeypoo Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004   Writer
ooh a Colgate commercial for the weird.
MadMachine Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
In a day and age that functions entirely around image--not substance--"cool" (which is now an ambiguous colloquialism) has become defined by actions or participation. The result is a counter culture, that has no message--only stupid people do cool things. That’s why their cool.

what ever happened to "it's not what you call me, it's what I answer to" ?

When did the youth of our nation become such equivocators?

Todays punk "movement" has been designed to protest--it hasn't been designed to *change* anything. The point is to oppose and to enjoy the ride. Show me one punk in a position to influence the community for the good and I will show you a thousand selfish nihilistic protestors whose sole contribution to the community is in bad-mouthing its institutions.

Don't get me wrong... I love a genuine punk rocker. But almost all of them have been swallowed by the pseudo-punk wave of systemized gullibility.

Everything that was once truly cool, has now been taken over by these howling, credulous bastards.

“I like this music because I'm a Goth.
I dress in black because I'm a Goth.
This is what Goths do.
We are expressing our individuality,
being Goths...
doing what Goths do, all of us, being ourselves...”

Just change "Goth" to punk, rocker, hippy, mod or raver and it sounds the same. Youth rebellion against conformity by conforming.

I could keep ranting about this, but I don't want to take up too much space.


ashman Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2004
haha, man you have alot to say. I like it though. You can rant all you want on my page that is "cool" with me. And by cool I was refering to wemon and how fucked all the ones I meet and fall in love with are.

that is all

MadMachine Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2004
Yeah, I knew you were talking about women... but I'll take just about any excuse to empty my brain onto the screen.

Girls.... get a penis enlargement and wave 300 dollars in front of their face, and you'll see em get "cool" pretty damn fast...

Girls are intrinsically shallow. It's not their fault, it has to be that way, for their survival. If women didn't have an eye for the best opportunity--for her, and for her kids--humans might have gone extinct. I guaruntee you, 9 times out of 10, a bald headed cream puff in a nice car and a suit will score a chick rather than the stud in a burger king outfit...

Women are destructive, superficial, and manipulative. A fine example of social and biological evolution... though, a frustrating one at times...
Women value sacrifice--not by them, by the man/woman that's trying to pork them. Diamonds, cars, anything expensive that shows a lot of sacrifice--especially if it's for them. Women truly value THEMSELVES more than anything else in the world... in spite of their sense of empathy, and emotions, they're infuriatingly selfish...

I don't really hate women... no... anger is an emotion that results from confusion--feeling like you should have more control than you do in reality. I understand women, so I have no reason to hate them... It certainly creates many conflicts, though...

just a little comment..

Thanks, if you actually wasted your time reading it,

sphish Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004
the only thing that i notice in all women is that they are obssesed with order and structure and making sure the toilet seat is up in the house thats in the middle of the desert with no one around to ever use it.
briber16 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2004
I totally agree with most of your "cool" speech but the whole thing on women just being manipulative and selfish I think that stands for all people. Men are just as shallow. They use what they have to draw in the trophy of a woman and will stay with her until he gets a better opportunity to trade up for one of the "cooler" ones
Love is false, it is only a secondary emotion compiled from what someone makes you feel. You get gifts it makes you happy. With money you can have a good time, a good lay gives you bliss. Some one strong gives you security. Add all this up and you get love, meaningless built on superficial things. Take some ecstasy , it gives the same effect, ends almost as quickly, means just as much. allow your self to get addicted and it's all you can think about when you don't have it.
Love is an incurable addiction the human race has
MadMachine Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004

I singled out women in that rant, because with women, it's much more deliberate.

Men are meant to be seduced. We hunt, we gather, we look to spread our seed. Yes, we do have an eye for the best mating opportunity... that's what sexual attraction is, a perception of the collective subconscious measuring fertility--good mating material.
But... it's up to the females to convince us of their own fertility. The result, after a 200 year eruption of technology, is countless ways to lie, cheat and steal.
Lies breed lies, too. Why do women wear high heels? To make themselves look taller, to make them feel more "dressed up", because they want to, they say... So, nothing to do with imitating each other or making their asses stick out more provocatively. Of course not, that would be too...honest
Almost all interpersonal decisions women make (outside of family...maybe) are in the their interests.
I won't lie, and say men are completely selfless. They do things mostly for themselves as well. They lie, cheat, and steal...
But with females, it's a way of life, and a way of breeding.
Men lie, cheat, and steal to benefit them... sometimes even for sex... but women ARE lying, cheating, and stealing. It's a basic part of their programming, and they certainly use it more than men do...

Thanks for taking interest in what I wrote, I really appreciate it.

briber16 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004
thanks for reading my tid bit, as i was writing what i said ended out being about specific people i know and just a good place to vent

i love your ranting, fun to get a peek at how some one thinks
ashman Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2004
I feel your side as well, you have a great argumenting statment, i guess it is easy to end the discutions with the understanding that all humans are fucking evil, even me.
briber16 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2004
yeah the world's fucked but i'm over
ashman Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004
man you fuckin said it. Were do you live? You need to come and hang out with my friends and I, tonight was what you just said. What a fuckin trip. Well keep your ranting, I love it. Your idealogy and thoughts are fresh. Keep it on the real.

MadMachine Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2004
I live in central Florida... it's a drag...

But don't be too bummed if I can't hang out with you guys. Although I'd love to, I'm afraid I'd bore you to tears...
I'm not really that interesting in person, unless someone makes a comment about something that sparks me.. Which doesn't happen very often... or maybe I've just been hanging out with dull people?

So long as you keep posting your art, and people keep talking about it, I'll keep ranting...

in the words of Mike Tyson: "I'll fuck you till you love me."

Also... your new post, “realitys face for your lies”… I know a few other people have mentioned it, but it only loads half the picture… it looks really wonderful, and if I see all of it, you can bet it’ll give me some ideas…. I already have some, about reality, dreams, etc. But my thinking is too broad to write anything decisive… I figure the whole picture might solidify my thinking a bit, and open the flood gates for a rant...

Thanks for taking care,

breakbeat Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
Wyn-- Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
i like
zert-one Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
...popmusick gives headfucks to the cool ones.
shelleyinez Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004  Professional General Artist
This is great!
bongohead Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
because all the cool ones are headfucks, awesome pic man you have a very unique and eyecatching style
fetology101 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
I have been asking myself that for years.

I love your shading techniques, and the way you use blues to accent everything.
zeruch Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004  Professional General Artist
i am dating one of the cool ones. they are rare indeed.


p.s. the illustration is one of your best. great tonal quality, love the textural subtleties
Phat-Set Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
All I can tell is... wow !!!
Your paintings are just amazing, you have incredible talent of expressing emotions - it's just perfectly hits the viewers eyes with all those details... I don't know how to describe it in english... :( you just perfectly bring out exactly THOSE things, which make your paintings show the concrete emotions... Anyway, I'm once again amazed !!!
j-m-s Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
Quite interesting effects you've used here. Nicely done.
myownself Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2004
Very nuce, I really like this one.
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